As social media, outings around any town, or trips to family attractions have shown, I’m clearly no where near being the only mom with 4 kids, let alone all boys. Although you’d never know it some of the reactions I get from people from those very places.

I am definitely in good company. 

But just in case this isn’t good enough, here are 20 reasons I should have a fifth child. 

1. I am just as addicted to jogging strollers as the next mom who never uses it for jogging and I need a good excuse to buy another one.
   
2. A 600 dollar grocery bill seems too cheap for us and we need more of a challenge.
3. Every single one of my boys are angels 100% of the time and never by any means an asshole.
4. 5 penises in one house is not enough. Let’s be real, its not like I’d have a girl.
5. I miss wearing those stylish breastfeeding bras with the cool snaps.
6. My husbands face doesn’t have enough wrinkles on it.
7. Who am I to deprive my brothers and sisters of being amazing aunts and uncles again?
8. Our favorite interior design company are Fisher Price and Little Tikes.
9. Having the perfect body that I do isn’t fair, I’m sure one more pregnancy will do the trick. You’re welcome. 
10. One more person in my house that doesn’t listen to me has always been a dream of mine.
11. In my opinion, I look way cuter when people think I’m having triplets.
12. What’s a fifth college tuition to worry about, bring it on.
13. The last one wasn’t cute enough and doesn’t cry enough.
14. There’s nothing like being shit on multiple times a week to remind you that you love your life quite like a newborn blowout.
15. Everyone could use another life to be responsible for and hope they never mess up in any way possible.
16. Do you know how many people I could fit into a 12 passenger van? The answer is 5. 5 more after I have another child.
17. All my friends are having babies, that would be so cute.
18. Because I could clearly fit more “what the f**k” moments into my days.
19. Being the reason people have to write ‘kid friendly’ or ‘adults only’ on event invitations really does it for me.
20. My boys are almost of babysitting age, so why not!

I know right about now moms all around the world are talking their ovaries off the ledge because of my amazing reasons. I may have even solved your dilemma of should you or shouldn’t you. 

However, if it isn’t obvious, Mom we aren’t having any more, TRUST ME and husband of mine, don’t be dumb we aren’t freaking having another one!

xoxo Not that Crazy Mama